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My Thoughts

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A lady's heart beats for one, Who chases another, lost in vain, A cycle repeats, a lesson unlearned, Until wisdom dawns, and love's concern. Is it fate or our own design? Life responds to our every line, Not happening to us, but through, Our choices, actions, and all we pursue. A curious child sings sweet melodies, An elder's wisdom retells histories, A drowning soul clings to sinking weights, Blinded to the lifeguard's saving waits. Peace finds its home in eternal rest, Earthly justice, a fleeting quest, Be true to yourself, plan each new day, For in life's exit, no soul will stray. Your existence, a story to be told, Every breath, a moment to unfold, Live with purpose, let love be your guide, For in death's silence, peace will reside.

Our Way

On One of these Nigerian Facebook pages, a news claiming that fish rained from heaven in Thailand was posted; then Nigerians stated commenting... ISAAC: My God, Jehovah Jireh is awesome. AHMED: Allah is the Greatest! JUDITH: Only Jesus can do this. REBECCA: Jehovah is just too much, the world is coming to an end! MOHAMMED: Isaac or what do you call yourself, you must be crazy! And you Judith, you've been fooled. SAMSON: Terrorist Mohammed, just as your religion is of war you're here creating troubles. I will not trade words with you, but may the fire of God consume you and your religion of terrorism. BELLA: My fellow Country people, the news up here is false. The incident actually occurred in China not Thailand, and it was a truck carrying Catfish that had one of its door broken accidentally. Please take a careful look at the picture, and you'll see that the fish only littered the tarred road and not the bush. ABRAHAM IBRAHIM: Bella, after checking your informatio...

Phone-In Programme

Call-In Programme on a radio station. People airing their opinions about a Nigerian state governor who is owing his workers eight months salary... FIRST CALLER: I am Mr. ADE from Allen Avenue, this matter is beyond human comprehension. We need to invite God into it. Thank you. MODERATOR: You mean we should ask God to come and pay the salary on behalf of the elected governor? Okay o. SECOND CALLER: Mrs. Smith is my name and I am calling from my house. The governor is trying, I don't know who is working this hard to destroy him. Let every Rich Nigerian pay on behalf of the executive governor. MODERATOR: Uhm...it is okay o! THIRD CALLER: My name is Mr. BECKERLY calling from number ten, lane six, Heritage estate in Lagos. That governor is a rogue, how can a responsible person be owing his/her workers? That's unfair, it is nothing but corruption, he should resign and cover his face in shame. Thank you. MODERATOR: Thank you Sir. FOURTH CALLER: Mr. Godwin f...

Funny

Edmond (22years), Dickson (33years) and Virginia (18years) were discussing: EDMOND: GMO industry is altering nature, they are spoiling everything. Things are no longer what they used to be. DICKSON: Yes, you are quite right! Everything GMO industry touches become soft, even their so-called rubberized-Tomatoes. Imagine, humans are not spared; young girls of nowadays now carry flaccid breasts. VIRGINIA: You can't compare the dicks of the people of old before the widespread of GMO with the Penis of men of today. They all carry a weak and fragile Dick that appear Sick. No thanks to GMO industry. EDMOND: GMO Industry, bringing Humans close to their extinction.