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Humans of Lagos "I was psychologically disturbed, emotionally down so I dropped out of the university. I couldn't tell my parents, so I stayed back in the campus pretending to be a student. Friends in school mocked me, no one came to sympathized with me. None ever tried to understand what was going through my mind. Years after, I disguised as a graduate. I entered the labour with a forged university certificate. I got a good job, but while at the work I discovered myself. I discovered that I love to give care to the aged. So I resigned from my job after spending just few months. I relocated to a village and started helping the old ones considered to be witches and wizards. They're abandoned, but I took it upon myself to help them. An NGO discovered me in the village, and they made me their ambassador. Last week, I graduated from the University with a first class degree in Psychology. I have a disturbing experience in the past that strengthen me to care for ot...

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This is Ahmed Ahmed is a womanizer. But he is not interested in sleeping with virgins afterlife. So he is busy scouting for willing girls to have sex with on Earth. He's slept with 53 girls already. Ahmed will not go on any suicide bombing mission. Be like Ahmed. © FERT, 2016

Humans of Lagos "There's a building in my area, it's quite a big edifice.  It was initially constructed for residential purpose, but when the owner of the house died, it started its seemingly ending transformation.  It was converted to a supermarket, and afterwards renovated to become a worship centre, it then changed to a Hair Saloon and now a Crèche.  Unending transformation indeed.  I think that's how humans get to change when focus is lost." © FERT, 2016

INTERVIEWER: Your excellency sir, the people of the state are carrying a rumour that you're busy acquiring landed properties within the state. GOVERNOR: You see Edward Awilo, the people of Nigeria, this state citizens especially are very difficult to govern. When I was busy buying choice properties in Dubai, USA, UK and LEBANON and the holy lands in Saudi Arabia and Israel, they were all saying that I'm taking the state's money to foreign land. Now that I'm buying properties in the state, they will not stop complaining. INTERVIEWER: Sir, is it true that you're constructing roads that lead to your property sites? Mr. Governor, the people of your state are alleging that you are busy buying companies, houses and landed property. What do you have to say? GOVERNOR: Wait Edward, am I the only person that will walk on the constructed roads? In these companies, won't I recruit youths to work there? If I steal, Edward, if I steal, am I going to spend th...

Some Nigerians, instead of; Staying faithful to their partners, Patronising commercial sex workers, Masturbate, Or, Practicing abstinence, They are busy ordering foreign dildos. This is the reason behind Nigerian currency incessant fall to the USA Dollars. If you're among those that are into this act, forget heaven. The blackout in your hell section will be like that of Nigerian cities without electricity. Our President is trying to make 1naira to equal 1US Dollar, but you are busy sabotaging his effort all because of your sexual appetite. © FERT, 2016

Humans of Lagos "I am an actor and a movie director. People expects too much from me, but I only give my best without competing with others. I strife only to break my personal records. I live my life as normal as I can, every human is a celebrity. Many have confronted me, they queried as to why I am not buying any automobile. Really, do I need it? © FERT, 2016