FERT

Lucas is asexual, he's never had sex in his entire 42 years of living. He's foolishly touring the world, without thinking of settling down to raise a family. He's financially able to marry 4 wives, yet the dumb guy will not just think about it. He's a disgrace to manhood, I mean, how can a child be given birth to, yyet will not think of procreating? I'm looking for willing people that we may go and lynch the fool. He's trying to disrupt nature's balance. Note: ASEXUALITY is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. Low or absent in sexual activity. HOMOSEXUALITY is an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic and or sexual attraction to people of the same sex. HETEROSEXUALITY is a romantic or sexual attraction prson of the opposite sex or gender. © FERT, 2016

"These days inside the church, the way people lie there, satan is even surprised. Imagine a member of congregation testifying, he said; "...immediately the rain started, the holy spirit told me that there would be no electricity for six days. And it was so." Haba, are we not in Nigeria? Do I need holy spirit to foretell situations like this. I was very angry at the testifier that I threw the bottle of spirit in my pocket at him right on the pulpit. However, the ushers carried me out of the church, but removed the offering in my pocket before finally doing so. © FERT, 2016

Three Sundays ago, when the noise was too much for me to bear; I entered into one of the places where the noise was emanating from, a mosque. I joined them, I introduced myself as Michael who's willing to convert to Islam. And they were very happy with me. They gave me food. Two Sundays back, I entered another house with loud speakers - church. I introduced myself as Mikhail, and they were very happy to have converted a soul. They also gave me food. So last week Sunday, I discovered a cool spot. A nice strip club with enough entertainment. I enjoyed myself. So today, both members of the Church and Mosque are angry that I will not join them again. © FERT, 2016