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Humans of Lagos "You are a male, above the age of 35, not married, not financially stable. You know there's a big problem, a very big one when you made love to a girl and you are scared that she _might_ be pregnant. You are scared of the responsibilities this may birth, and it dawns on you that you are incapable of meeting this responsibility should it arise. This is my neurotic apprehension." © FERT, 2017

As a prophet, while praying for you last night, I received a revelation about you. I saw a big light, whiter than the snow, and then saw angels descending and ascending. Then I heard a voice that sounded like that of a roaring Lion, it echoed like a trumpet blew from  an empty hall. I knelt for I was terrified at the sound of what I heard, and the whiteness of the light took away my breathe. So a man, whose face appears as of a baby touched my shoulder with his tender palm. He smiled at me, "Fear not." He said unto me. Then he told me about you that you are still using last year toothbrush in this year 2017. Is it a lie? © FERT, 2017