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 The deceased Prophet TB Joshua contributed incredibly to Nigeria's religious tourism.  Nigerian Immigration Service once revealed that 6 out 10 foreigners visiting the country are SCOAN visitors. Zimbabwean Parliament cited him when discussing the Economic potentials of Religious Tourism. I was a carrier of the burden of a Peruvian woman who came to the country in search of 'supernatural' healing. At the height of TBJ's perceived persecution, he hinted at the prospect of relocating his ministry to Israel during a Sunday service. The statement proved controversial with several prominent Nigerians urging him to remain in the country, citing the economic setbacks Nigeria would likely experience through his potential relocation. Hospitality business in the Ikotun axis of Lagos state boomed 'cos of the presence of the synagogue. Prophet Temitope Balogun JOSHUA,  Thank you for;  Your positive economic impact on religious tourism, Those downtrodden you raised financially,...

 All night, I dreamt about how glorious my Saturday partying would be.  Invitations to attend 2 parties, my day will be blessed, I prophesied.  I left the house not eating cos I knew I'd eat at the parties. The first party lived up to my expectations, I ate and I was happy.  Before I left the venue, I used their restroom. I signed out by doing a proper number 2.  Coming out of the room, a Server was passing by with a tray having glass cups of smoothies, I took a cup, drank it, and headed out Party 2 venue bound! I hopped into a rickety bus, with a rude conductor, and a useless driver.  Lagos people are not normal, except me.  I thought I could cope with their madness.  They frustrated me, and my frustration created a rumbling in my belly.  I became discomfited. The fuel in their bus stopped midway. These are never any responsible.  They dropped me off without getting to my destination.  I couldn't fight them; after all, I was wearin...