FERT

A lady's heart beats for one, Who chases another, lost in vain, A cycle repeats, a lesson unlearned, Until wisdom dawns, and love's concern. Is it fate or our own design? Life responds to our every line, Not happening to us, but through, Our choices, actions, and all we pursue. A curious child sings sweet melodies, An elder's wisdom retells histories, A drowning soul clings to sinking weights, Blinded to the lifeguard's saving waits. Peace finds its home in eternal rest, Earthly justice, a fleeting quest, Be true to yourself, plan each new day, For in life's exit, no soul will stray. Your existence, a story to be told, Every breath, a moment to unfold, Live with purpose, let love be your guide, For in death's silence, peace will reside.

On One of these Nigerian Facebook pages, a news claiming that fish rained from heaven in Thailand was posted; then Nigerians stated commenting... ISAAC: My God, Jehovah Jireh is awesome. AHMED: Allah is the Greatest! JUDITH: Only Jesus can do this. REBECCA: Jehovah is just too much, the world is coming to an end! MOHAMMED: Isaac or what do you call yourself, you must be crazy! And you Judith, you've been fooled. SAMSON: Terrorist Mohammed, just as your religion is of war you're here creating troubles. I will not trade words with you, but may the fire of God consume you and your religion of terrorism. BELLA: My fellow Country people, the news up here is false. The incident actually occurred in China not Thailand, and it was a truck carrying Catfish that had one of its door broken accidentally. Please take a careful look at the picture, and you'll see that the fish only littered the tarred road and not the bush. ABRAHAM IBRAHIM: Bella, after checking your informatio...

Call-In Programme on a radio station. People airing their opinions about a Nigerian state governor who is owing his workers eight months salary... FIRST CALLER: I am Mr. ADE from Allen Avenue, this matter is beyond human comprehension. We need to invite God into it. Thank you. MODERATOR: You mean we should ask God to come and pay the salary on behalf of the elected governor? Okay o. SECOND CALLER: Mrs. Smith is my name and I am calling from my house. The governor is trying, I don't know who is working this hard to destroy him. Let every Rich Nigerian pay on behalf of the executive governor. MODERATOR: Uhm...it is okay o! THIRD CALLER: My name is Mr. BECKERLY calling from number ten, lane six, Heritage estate in Lagos. That governor is a rogue, how can a responsible person be owing his/her workers? That's unfair, it is nothing but corruption, he should resign and cover his face in shame. Thank you. MODERATOR: Thank you Sir. FOURTH CALLER: Mr. Godwin f...

Edmond (22years), Dickson (33years) and Virginia (18years) were discussing: EDMOND: GMO industry is altering nature, they are spoiling everything. Things are no longer what they used to be. DICKSON: Yes, you are quite right! Everything GMO industry touches become soft, even their so-called rubberized-Tomatoes. Imagine, humans are not spared; young girls of nowadays now carry flaccid breasts. VIRGINIA: You can't compare the dicks of the people of old before the widespread of GMO with the Penis of men of today. They all carry a weak and fragile Dick that appear Sick. No thanks to GMO industry. EDMOND: GMO Industry, bringing Humans close to their extinction.

My late Grandpa, an addicted cigarette smoker died at age of 102. He told me that he started smoking when he was only 17! Meaning that he spent 85years of his life smoking, and emitting smoke like a powerful Yoruba God - Sango! Assuming that he smoked only 4 sticks of cigarettes daily (Which only remain an assumption for I know granddad so well). And it is said that every stick of cigarette smoked, shortens the life of the smoker by 4minutes. It means that, he ought to have lived 519 days longer! Poor Grandpa. My Dad, a Medical Doctor, Perfectionist, an obedient student of living well theories and husband to a Dietetics and Nutritionist died last year at the age of 75. He was never a smoker, not given to alcohol and abstained from sexual infidelity yet he died without reaching 102years of age like his father my own grandpa. Living a long and healthy life I think is just a gift. To those who are dead, I bid farewell; To those who are about to die, I salute; And to the livi...

MY TESTIMONY For eight days, the devil attacked me with Jedi-jedi (Pile or Haemorrhage). I could not stand upright, sleep peaceful nor be free with my body. I cried like a he-goat deserted by his mother. I used every medication I could lay my hands upon, I drank bitter Agbo (local concoction) with little sugar; yet I didn't get any better.  But since yesterday, I received my healing. I'm whole again. And I'm presently at a Beer-parlour drinking all the soft-drinks I can lay my hands on to celebrate my healing. I pray that my healing shall be permanent. © FERT, 2015

A Fight It was during the raining season, At a popular and busy junction. There was no shed around the junction area. Whenever it rain, These three guys get stranded under the downpour. The heavenly rope, Crystal clear in appearance, Odourless in smell, Mercilessly beat the men like sinners that is bound for heaven. One among them developed an idea, He gathered palm fronts and moulds. Like an architect he designed his building idea, Like an Engineer he surveyed the proposed building site. So as a builder, he built a small shed. So one day, It rained. The three guys ran to the shed. One among them boasted to be the owner of the land upon which the shed is situated, The second claimed that the palms were gotten from his farm, The third said he constructed the shed And in anger, they destroyed the shed. Now the rain didn't just beat and battered them; It flooded, And swept them away to a new environment they are alien to. Into the hands of Oppressors, So...