Breaking News

Okay people,  my own bad news here...

I'm down with catarrh.
I've been treating it though, but I'm now inside an air conditioned studio.

My eyes are almost popping up,
My nostrils are running far away from me,
My voice is scarier than the sound of hell,
My teeth are as weak as the faeces of a vegan,
And my head is thrice as heavier than the cross of Jesus.

I'm in a very bad shape now, yet no news is talking about me.

I AM SUFFERING FROM CATARRH

© FERT, 2016

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