Listening to My Body: HoL 139

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Humans of Lagos

"Few days ago, I went for a minor procedure at Nose, Ear and Throat Department of the city hospital because my hearing was bad.

Days after the surgery, I can't hear any better. I consider the money spent on the procedure a waste, while on the larger scale I  discovered that I didn't pay a fuller attention to my own body.

My biggest communication problem is, I don’t listen to understand. I listen to reply.

© FERT, 2018

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