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Sermon Oh Ye Nigerians

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  Sunday Sermon Topic: Misplaced Priority Text: "And the people of the Niger area arose, filled with indignation, and they said, 'we will take our cancel culture to a whole new level!'" - Unsolomon 3:14 Golden Text: "Leave them, they are bunch of learners!" - Revelations 19:60 Further Text: "How will it be that you'll not learn to focus on that which is needed, but focus on the irrelevance? Verily I say unto you, even a bitch will not copulate unless she's on heat." - Wazobia 19:13 Body: My dear brethren, gather 'round and listen to a tale of woe and misplaced priorities! The sense of care is fast dying, rife competition, and hatred is the order of the day nowadays. In our beloved land, we put importance on what should be optional, while we abandon the necessary for fate to take control. Take, for example, the saga of Multichoice, the mighty owner of DSTV and GOTV. They dared to increase their subscription fees, and lo and behold, th...