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Humans of Lagos "As a self taught web designer, I referred a lady that complained of being horny and doesn't want to have sex to check a website for remedy to her predicament. She couldn't believe my utterance, but I was so sure that she would find solutions on the Internet. In this age, solutions to our daily challenges are readily available within our reach. However, we get carried away with social media that we have limited the capability of the world wide web. I studied accountancy,  but when my love for the ICT grew so much, I learnt more stuff via the Internet.  Now I am sharing this knowledge with her. Now like me, she knows how to cope with being horny. Through the Internet, self-help lessons are within reach." © FERT, 2016

Humans of Lagos "So I've now confirmed the wise saying that you shouldn't wait for people validation of you. I have this man,  who by design happens to be my boss at work. I took my work to him to vet, but he ended up destroying my confidence. He did not do a constructive criticism of my work, but sold to me few of his poorly articulated prose which he expected me to glorify. Just because he's a boss. I gave him a free copy of my book,  yet he did not read it. He's comfortable with reading the works of celebrity writers than I who he considered to be a nobody. I questioned my ability, I wondered if I'm actually made for what I believe in, I was depressed and thought of shifting my focus. However,  my saving grace came when he received a link from one of his celebrity writers asking him to read the piece in the link. My boss loved the article, he talked so much about it and shared it with us his junior staff members. And this article is my own write u...

Humans of Lagos "I'm on my way to the funeral party of my neighbour's mother. She died at a tender age, after undergoing excruciating pain of a terminal illness for many months. May her soul rest in piece. I paused eating since last night since I know that today is the funeral ceremony. The culture here is that it's always funfare during funerals. My neighbor is owing me sum amount of money and I know that she will never be able pay back, because she has exhausted all her money on her now deceased mother sickness. Well, I'll grace the ceremony, stretch the elasticity of my stomach and eat as much food I can consume at the funeral party to compensate for my monetary loss. I need to balance things." © FERT, 2016

Humans of Lagos. "I'm a man of principle. I plan my life, rolling out my visions and missions to bring them into life. During my undergraduate days, I targeted the grade I wish to finish with and I accomplished it. First class no doubt! I secured a great job in the midst of scarcity because I set my bar high. However, I lost my vision into the job. Too demanding a job with no happiness to show for it. My best is not always enough for my employer, and I now question how I did it in the university. Where has my determination gone? How do I become this neurotic? Perhaps, someday, I'll be bold enough to resign from the job and then follow my dream, which I need to remember what it was to begin with." © FERT, 2016

Human of Lagos "When she appeared in the living room that evening, I took her to the other room. In this room I have my bed. She sat on the edge of the bed, as I got unclad showcasing my round and protruding belly before her. I moved towards her as I'm used to, grabbing her neck with my hands and then thrusting my tongue into her mouth. We kissed longingly, as I gently laid her on the bed. She held on to my third leg pulling and stroking it upward like a solid cucumber. Undressing her was erotical and like a good shepherd, she led me to her erogenous spots. Willingly she spread her legs and then pulled my head to her Bermuda's triangle. My lips sucked at her V. My tongue searched inward for her G-spot while my fingers caressed her nipples. She moaned longingly. She took my P in her mouth with the tip of my shaft gratefully throbbing in the warmth of her tongue. My balls bounced in her soft tendered fingers as she stroked them, giving me quavering delight. My eyes l...

Humans of Lagos "My unforgettable moment of city-life was when my family was in a co-tenancy situation with an old and unmarried religious woman whose denomination believed their living is "deeper". So on this particular day while I was away; she brought two members of the Nigerian Police Force to arrest me. And when the law enforcers didn't see me, she asked that they arrest my wife with our new born. She had paid them a bribe to carry out the arrest! According to her, my offence was that I appeared in her dreams, intercoursing her. Luckily for me, my wife was not arrested. And when I got home and heard about it, I headed to the police station. I gave the police officers money to follow me to arrest a woman who was using my pictures in her masturbation. They arrested her, they collected money to bail her warning her to desist from using my images for masturbation. Now, that's not the end of the story. My wife got angry about the whole issue, she mad...

Humans of Lagos "Little things count. I'm not disciplined, and I know it. I'll plan spending twenty minutes on surfing the web for my assignments, but I'll end up sitting in front of my internet connected computer for hours. I'll surf for the current events and happenings and gist, then migrate to sports, and then finally settles for the strong X-rated content. I get so addicted to the X-rated content that I get exhausted and eventually starts my new days on a weak note. I'm ridiculous like that. © FERT, 2016