Unseen Sins, Real Deal. HoL 95

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Humans of Lagos

"My unforgettable moment of city-life was when my family was in a co-tenancy situation with an old and unmarried religious woman whose denomination believed their living is "deeper".

So on this particular day while I was away; she brought two members of the Nigerian Police Force to arrest me. And when the law enforcers didn't see me, she asked that they arrest my wife with our new born. She had paid them a bribe to carry out the arrest!

According to her, my offence was that I appeared in her dreams, intercoursing her.

Luckily for me, my wife was not arrested. And when I got home and heard about it, I headed to the police station. I gave the police officers money to follow me to arrest a woman who was using my pictures in her masturbation. They arrested her, they collected money to bail her warning her to desist from using my images for masturbation.

Now, that's not the end of the story. My wife got angry about the whole issue, she made a report at the Police station complaining about me. She said that I was too careless for allowing my image to be used for Masturbation. Then the police officers collected money from her, arrested me and I had to bail myself out. So the chief police officer warned me to desist from wearing shorts around the house with my bare chest again.

See justice?

© FERT, 2016

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