Humans of Lagos Episode 34

Humans of Lagos
 
"I don't know if I'm really cursed, I get fired at every job I get employed into.
 
I'm a chauffeur, my first job was with a college. I got fired when four of the pupils there accidentally got pregnant for me.
I got another employment with a church movement, I was assigned to its music department. I drove the church choir, but the church management fired me when enquiry set up indicted me for having sex with four of the members of the department.
A politician hired my services, but sacked me then unlawfully sent me to prison just because I was having a sexual affair with his side-chic.
At the prison centre, the boss there spilled me out when he got wind of my sexual escapades with her female staffs.
 
A Muslim cleric that housed me for rehabilitation drove me out of his house because he caught me red-handed in his matrimonial bed sleeping with her youngest wife.
 
Who's put this affliction on me? I'm tired. This that is happening to me is beyond me.
 
But whatever my lot, it is well with my soul."

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