Humans of Lagos Episode 36
Humans of Lagos
In the days of my father as a Clergyman, there was unity. I remember vividly that in those days, we related well with the people of other religions. Some of our church members married from other religions and they were not chastised for their actions. When a member is sick, such a person become the responsibility of the church.
Congregations in those days, were richer than their clergymen. And the love of heaven made everyone live a life of simplicity in humility.
Now I'm a pastor, I've taken over from my late father. I'm a twenty-first century compliant man of god.
I established my connections with the politicians; while the politicians rule the physical being of the masses, I direct the affairs of their spirituality.
I have private universities that the children of my church members will never be able to attend due to its high fees. I'm richer than all my congregation, I'm so blessed that they now use me as a point of contact to make wealth.
I don't have any other business other than this church business.
Heaven has expired, I know; but hell is real for those who won't obey and serve me as a man of god.
I have the key to the gate of hell, and I will open it to anybody at will.
In the days of my father as a Clergyman, there was unity. I remember vividly that in those days, we related well with the people of other religions. Some of our church members married from other religions and they were not chastised for their actions. When a member is sick, such a person become the responsibility of the church.
Congregations in those days, were richer than their clergymen. And the love of heaven made everyone live a life of simplicity in humility.
Now I'm a pastor, I've taken over from my late father. I'm a twenty-first century compliant man of god.
I established my connections with the politicians; while the politicians rule the physical being of the masses, I direct the affairs of their spirituality.
I have private universities that the children of my church members will never be able to attend due to its high fees. I'm richer than all my congregation, I'm so blessed that they now use me as a point of contact to make wealth.
I don't have any other business other than this church business.
Heaven has expired, I know; but hell is real for those who won't obey and serve me as a man of god.
I have the key to the gate of hell, and I will open it to anybody at will.
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