Claiming Blessing HoL 1

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"I came to Lagos when I discovered that the Witches in my village were hell-bent on destroying my destiny.
On my arrival at the metropolitan city, I met Claro, a good girl who introduced me to his prophet.
The prophet prayed for me by ordering heavenly Monkeys to eat up all demonic bananas that were slipping off my great destiny.

I sold bottled water with all joy, in the traffic of Lagos express roads.
I ran after my customers like Haile Gebre Selassie the long-distance race champion just to get paid for my services.
And I must say, Lagosians are not God-fearing.

So last week, a strange animal was found in my room; Bat the evil bird it was.
I then summoned the Imam of my community Mosque who killed and burnt to ashes the bird of evil omen.
Imam prophesied into my life that before the end of the year, I will become a celebrity.
I claimed it, but what's my gift?

"Perhaps I will have the opportunity to travel out of the country to New York in the USA and be selling bottled water inside their traffic as well."

©️ FERT, 2014

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