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*A good Aunt will not visit his little niece's place with latex in her handbag. 

*A conscious Uncle will delete X-Rated materials on his phone before handing it over to his nephew.

*A Devoted Muslim must never go to the Mosque with his phone that is loaded with X-Rated material.

*A Christian saint will have two different memory cards for his phone, one memory card for bible application and the other for Earthly Apps.

© FERT, 2016

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