Humans of Lagos Episode 52

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Humans of Lagos 

Brandon, the brain behind Humans of New York visits Nigeria. 


* We will need 2.8 billion naira for his security logistics - Nigerian Inspector General of Police.

* Presidency to host Brandon to a national banquet. King Sunny Ade, and a popular Comedian to perform.

* You must adopt the Nigerian Federal Character Act in your interviewing sessions. - Leader of the South - South region of Nigerian warns.

* One of the Emirs from the Northern part of the country offers his 18 years old daughter to Brandon in marriage.

* Don't allow APC to hijack you. PDP Publicity Secretary warns.

* Governor invites Brandon to come and see his administration achievements. 

* Don't interview illiterate Nigerians - Nigerian Union of Journalist Lagos Chapter advocates. 

* A telecommunication giant to organize a bash for Brandon at Eagle Square in Abuja. 

* Don't visit corruption laden states. - APC Governor admonishes. 

* Report only those interview that will promote the Nigerian image. - Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) National President pleads.

* Nigerian masses beg Brandon to take them out of the country.

* I will only do my work according to my conscience. Brandon vows.

* He's a CIA agent, Sent to survey our country  - An Islamic cleric reveals.

© FERT, 2015

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