Humans of Lagos Episode 50

Humans of Lagos

"Interviewing foetus."

The last time I was born in this city, I was welcomed by unkind nurses, fatigued doctor, not so neat a hospital labour ward with no electricity supply. The breeze was even strange, so I had to run away as a still born.

My mother conceived me again in the United Arab Emirate when she went on a business cum pleasure trip. I think that I'm lucky, My father is a Norwegian citizen.

My mother is trying to secure my future, she will be going to the United State of America to deliver me. I will be a proud US of A citizen.

I only hope that I don't get delivered at the Nigerian airport."

© FERT, 2015

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