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It was a virtual love at first,

Then hot 'sexting' followed.

She reside in the North,

While I stay in the South.

'Shagging' on my mind,

Just as she expressed that the feeling was mutual.

I applied for salary advance, 

and also asked friends for more fund raising.

So I collated the money, 

I bought; latex, sex oil and candles. 

And off I went to the North,

In search of my virtual love.

What's on my mind?

Shagging on my mind obviously.

I was received at the airport by her,

She's actually a beautiful lady.

She took me to her house.

I thought of we starting the game at her living room,

But she went to the kitchen to prepare my meal.

Well that's not a bad idea, 

Energy is needed for the 'work.'

After the meal, I was ready to 'do it.'

I gave her a massage, she felt nothing.

I tried launching her into the mood,

But just like the failed Apollo space satellite mission; all was in vain.

So at 5:30pm,

She had an emergency call...

Oh she's a doctor,

Called to attend to sick people.

She couldn't trust me to stay at her place all alone,

So she asked me to go to the nearest hotel.

I've got a high fever!

My temperature is 102°C

And it is simply 'cos of; 

An undone assignment in the North.

In her hospital now, as a patient.

Fever is the sickness.

Note:

Sexting - sex chat

Shagging - coitus

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