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Seasons Greetings

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Seasons greeting to you. Wishing you; Inner sight to discover your purpose Strength to pursue your goals Boldness to stand against all fear. Humility to sustain your success. Wisdom to reject subjugation And, Thirst to break new grounds Profound, Peace Profound.  We're Great and Getting there. This is Sound of Freedom, a sure Sign of Victory I love you. We'll meet at the top. © FERT, 2015 Proudly 🇳🇬

Humans of Lagos Episode 64

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Humans of Lagos "I've been hit by the stone of a hater for no just reason. I daily have to watch and guide myself to safety from the hands of those who take pleasure in killing my kind. I sleep under the cold of the night, while I run as fast as I can from my predators in the daylight. When I'm hungry, I must muster much strength and instinct to overpower my prey, else I starve to death. With courage I procreate, and in hope for a better tomorrow I raise my offspring. I see no suffering but adventure, I know no hustle but I'm having fun. I'm undomesticated, wild like the rose flower. However, I've heard about my domesticated kinds. Fed with foods compounded by humans, housed under conditioned predetermined by the owners and my kinds converted to pets. Humans;  Saw dogs copulating and they copied it and named it Doggie style. Observed our ways of walking and named it catwalk for their use. I envy not the humans, nor my domesticated kind. ...

Humans of Lagos Episode 63

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Humans of Lagos "Life can be extremely tough in a judgemental society where your own very mother made you susceptible to abuse because she won't listen to you. My body exploded with a fierce passion that I could not fathom when he touched me. I quivered and longed and we fucked. The taste of sex was sweet and pleasing that I wanted more but he betrayed me. It was a fling to him. I then met others and others and I was in heaven, we fucked, we shagged and we then fucked some more. Sex was sweet and I couldn't have enough. When my mother got wind of my escapades, she dragged me to her pastor for sexual exorcism. But the man of god shagged and fucked me repeatedly instead. I was satisfactorily exploited. My mother didn't know because she would not believe it was not my fault. The judgemental society labelled me promiscuous and perverted. But I'm just a normal girl who gets horny and want to cum and find a way to fuck. I slept with several guys...

Look

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Adewale (not real name) my friend after several unproductive attempts at making life comfortable for himself heard about an opportunity in Malaysia that will require him sell one of his Kidneys for twelve million naira, he jumped at it and came back to establish a reasonably large poultry farm in Oyo township. Whenever I ask him about his fate of living long, he do reply me by saying; "people die daily with their organs intact yet poorer than the death that took away their lives. Or haven't you heard of people dying because of their inability to buy anti-malaria drug?" The government of his state will soon start to tax Adewale's farm even when they contributed nothing to making him become successful.  Tony's (not real name) mother was so sick that she needed to be taken out of the country for treatment. The family is too poor to afford the cost of this treatment and were losing hope. But Tony has a gift, his effeminacy. This made him get several attentions...

Humans of Lagos Episode 62

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Humans of Lagos  "I loved him, and he professed his love to me times without number as well. I built my life around him, without him I believed I would never be able to survive.  One day, he sent me a SMS calling quit our relationship, I didn't believe it but he insisted that it's over. I hated him, wished him all the bad that is possible. He started going out with another lady. I nursed my bitterness, and in me flourished darkness. I was happy when he had an automobile accident, I thought that the lady would abandoned him. I got deluded to believing that I was the best he could get. I rejoiced every of his downfall, I was sad when he married the lady, but was happy when the wife had a miscarriage. I monitored his life like the guidance angel that my mother told me about when I was a kid. Four years into his marriage, he's falling and rising; he's moving on with life however. So I discovered that six years since he broke up with me, I remain...

Humans of Lagos Episode 61

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Humans of Lagos  "My village is situated at the border of two countries that were colonized by different countries. None of this countries cared about my village, the people of my village are wanderers doing odd jobs wherever they can. We lack basic social amenities. And like outcasts we are, in the eyes of the governments of these countries.  Now that crude oil has been discovered in a commercial quantity in my village, these two countries are at war fighting to gain possession of my village then once rejected. Their colonial masters are also supplying them weapons to annihilate themselves.  Humans to me, are the only species of animals who care not about themselves but only about material things of the world." © FERT, 2015

You

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THE YOU In the face of environmental pressure, find you. In the heat of upholding family tradition, know you. At the point of religious indoctrination, love you. Explore life, Be free, Break barriers, Be daring, but don't be overboard. Try all you can while you can, however, don't loose you totally in the process. ÒYÈLÀ: thy intuition/perceptions be opened to wisdom, light, understanding, discernment. © FERT, 2015

Humans of Lagos Episode 60

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Humans of Lagos  "I used to go about with the mindset of me being old, and I truly appeared old physically. Eventually, I met with younger people who are well informed, focused and determined to achieve excellence.  I swallowed my pride, I learnt from these people, and I'm still learning from people both the old and the young. I no longer act according to my age, I act according to the visions I want to achieve.  Age is only a number, it doesn't guarantee success; but a seeker of excellence will look above age barrier, religious division and racial difference to achieve. Now, people say that I look younger, my heart is young indeed © FERT, 2015

Response

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First made-in-China large commercial aircraft C919 rolled off production line. A Nigerian commented: Made in China. Fake! Fake! Fake! A Chinese replied: Proudly China. fake, very fake, nothing but fake.  However, the real thing is that we're acquiring Nigeria for recolonization. Once we win the economic war to control Africa from the West...then we will rename Nigeria.  © FERT, 2015

Humans of Lagos Episode 59

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Humans of Lagos " Last week, I insulted a girl for refusing my proposal. She's fond of using "am" instead of "I'm".  I abused her like a wife of a drunken stupor abusing her husband when cleaning him. But yesterday, Facebook brought to remembrance my posts of last year...I saw myself or spirit writing; "am happy...", "am not against..." We grow at our own pace. Now I believe, there's judgement day." © FERT, 2015

Kindly help

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Help me o. My third leg went out of order,  and mistakenly impregnated 6 young girls. I need money for the abortion of 3 pregnancies and more money for the other's antenatal.  Help me! I got so drunk at a freebies event. On my way home,  I fell upon 50 crates of eggs. I'm in debt! Please help me!    I need to pay the school fees of my 7 children. I asked their mother to stop working when men will not allow my wife rest. Help! I want to submit a detailed business proposal to a multinational company. I need packaging, the limousine I wanna rent is just 100, 000 naira per hour. Kindly help! My house rent at Lekki area is due again. Send 2.4 million to me to make the payment.  Please help me, cos I'm hungry. © FERT , 2015

Religious Unity

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AHMED: Hey, where do you think that you're coming to? PAUL: Mosque of course.  AHMED: why are you coming with your phones with their chargers and personal computer? Is the mosque safe? PAUL: Sure the mosque is safe. I will be charging my devices with the mosque's electricity generator while worshipping. After all, I saw Bridget, the church usher, your side chic charging your phone at the altar last sunday. AHMED: Wow! Don't loud that, Halimat must not know about Bridget. Come inside and worship your maker while I give Halimat your devices to charge for you. PAUL: Thanks but don't bother, just get me Khadijat, she'll help with the charging. AHMED: Oops, is she your side-chic? Be careful, Abubakar, her main guy is in the mosque presently. PAUL: Of course, I will be. See, my new Koran. AHMED: Wow, it is beautiful. I have a bible too and it is under my pillow. I think God is teaching us something here. We are one. PAUL: Of course, He is talking, only...

Olddies

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Àwon Omo aláìgboràn pò n'Ilé Ìwé, Won kò f'Etí sílè sóhun t'Olùkó ńkó won. Chorus: Dòdò àti Ráìsì kògbodò kojá, wón á jeun-jeun, wón á gbòdo roboto. Isé, isé, ìyen kìń se tiwon, Eré, Eré,  ìyen ni tiwon.. Chorus: Dòdò àti Ráìsì kògbodò kojá, wón á jeun-jeun, wón á gbòdo roboto Translation.  Rebellious children abound in schools,  They will not obey their teacher's instructions.  Chorus: They are so addicted to eating rice and fried plantain that they get zero in their studies effortlessly.  They hate hardwork, They are too playful. Chorus: They are so addicted to eating rice and fried plantain that they get zero in their studies effortlessly

HBD

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The Display Picture is the image of a young comely, naturally beautiful lady; and it's her Birthdate. Such a sweet girl. I composed a wonderful birthday message I'd never done in my life. I loved the poem; solely developed for her. At the juncture of posting my poem with flowers, Facebook wrote; "Greet him on his birthday." "Him?" I wondered. I went straight to the about section of the account, and truly,  he is a he. He is only using the picture of his wife. I was angry, so I sent; "HBD WYLLP" Short for, "Happy Birthday, Wishing You Long Life and Prosperity", on his timeline.  Minutes later, the jobless celebrant liked the post, "Thank you." He then commented almost immediately.  So I blocked him. I don't like it when people will not use their real and recent pictures on social media. What are they hiding? © FERT, 2015

Injustice

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Dialing the telecommunication network provider's Customer care representative hotline,  ringing, connected. Customer Care Representative Agent (CCRA): Hello good afternoon sir, welcome to XXX Customer Care Centre. How may I help you? ME: Good afternoon, my name is Oluwafemi. I want to complain about the poor Internet data service I have been receiving from your network for some days now. CCRA: Mr. Oluwafemi, If I may get you right, you have been receiving poor Internet service for some days now? ME: Yes. CCRA: I'm so sorry about that Mr. Oluwafemi. Please may I know the data plan you're on sir. ME: Cheat, I'm using a browsing cheat that my friend did for me. It used to work so well before now. CCRA: You mean you're using a cheat which is not legal sir? ME: Yes, everybody does it including your this company you are representing. You make illegal deductions from your customers recharged account balances, you send irrelevant SMS as well. CCRA: A...

Humans of Lagos Episode 58

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Humans of Lagos  "For 7 months, my beautiful wife was hospitalized at one of the leading private health care giving centre in the city. She was diagnosed with colon cancer. I pitied her so much, because she underwent a severe excruciating pain during this period.  I consulted a local herbalist with the hope of providing alternative healing process for her. The herbalist instructed me to be sacrificing nutritious cooked food at a T-junction every week to appease the gods that they may heal may wife. I did this religious for 4 months. However, my wife gave up the ghost. Though her demise was a painful lost lost, but we acknowledged that she need the rest. One year on after her death, I changed my location, and started my life all over again.  Last week on my way to the bus station a man ran up to me, he dressed casually. He asked me why I quit putting food at the T-junction. I was surprised how he knew about my weekly rituals back then.  He to...

Humans of Lagos Episode 57

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Humans of Lagos  "My boss at work won't employ married women, he's of the habit of recruiting young beautiful ladies. He doesn't promote his staff based on merit, but according to his discretion.  He is fond of promoting female staff ahead of any hardworking male staff. He's a confirmed womanizer. Last week, his wife accused him of having more female staff strength,  but he told her that he is a strong supporter of feminism © FERT, 2015

Humans of Lagos Episode 56

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Humans of Lagos  "My father called me and said unto me; "Now that you are of age, and searching for the beautiful lady to marry, you must go and learn about how to swim." I asked him why. "You shouldn't be deceived by the beautiful girl you see at the party, don't be swayed by the stunning appearance of the girl at the dinner. You can't just trust any fine looking God fearing girl at the church on Sundays. On your first date, entice the lady to swim at the pool along with you. Then all things about her beauty will be revealed unto you." He's right, very right." © FERT, 2015

Humans of Lagos Episode 55

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Humans of Lagos "My mother, a Fulani married my father an Igbo man. After his death, my father's family seized all his property then sent my mother away. She remarried a Yoruba man as a second wife and the union produced a male child. Rumour had it that my mother was poisoned by the senior wife who could not give birth to any male child.  My stepbrother was sent out but I took him in. He initially practiced Islam while he stayed with me, but joined me in attending Catholic mass. Now he's a proud unbeliever but that's not my problem. We are all connected, we ought to be one, but we allowed ethnic to divide us, and religion to separate us. Though from a single mother, I'm an Igbo man and my stepbrother is a Yoruba man. We were raised to adopt the religion of our fathers.  I love him, we are of the same blood, humanity is supreme. © FERT, 2015

Humans of Lagos Episode 54

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Humans of Lagos Oh my world. This I see and I wonder if the world is ever gonna experience PEACE, and EQUITY and EQUALITY. I see PATRIACHY even among lesbians! I give up.

Be Brave

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For the brave... * Do NOT panic. * Be calculating enough to make the snake fall of the tree. Attack the snake because you need to survive. Actually the snake venom bite shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to kill it's victim - compared to crocs bite which can be painful and lion tearing of flesh very disastrous. *If you are successful in sending the snake down into the river...you're left with lion and crocs. However, if the snake fall onto the ground, it will be a case of the Lion against the Snake...the Snake may kill the Lion and get killed too from the Lions claws. But if the snake fall into the water...it will become food for the crocs.  You'll be left with lion to deal with - so rest and take a deep breath on the half cut tree. Plan ahead, if the tree will fall off...you can use the tree branch to attack the lion...who knows it may run. If you don't attack these animals to safe yourself...you be killed.  * Ultimately, don't die like a coward...

Up Your Game

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MAXWELL: Hey. ROLAND: How you doing? Quite an age. I hardly see you on facebook these days. MAXWELL: I'm fine, well it's quite an age truly. I don't do facebook again, it's now for the kids. ROLAND: Facebook for the kids, like seriously?  MAXWELL: Oh yes Ro., Instagram is the main thing now. It's for the matured minds.  ROLAND: I see. Instagram for the mature minds. Okay, so how's your MSc program going? MAXWELL: I'm done with MSc,  applied for PhD so that I can secure the hope of lecturing someday. ROLAND: Great. You studying Computer Science right? MAXWELL : Yes.  ROLAND: And all wanna do with your PhD in Computer science is lecturing? MAXWELL: Man must survive of course. ROLAND: Do you know that the owner of Facebook also owns Instagram. And you are here, a Computer Scientist...forming levels thinking only of lecturing. Shame. © FERT, 2015

Random

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End time sign is when you entered the confession box room and lied so much that the Reverend Father wept because he was deceived by the gravity of your deceit. .................................................................................... That moment when you attend Osun Osogbo Festival, and one of the priests was praying for you and you said; "Amen in Jesus." You can't make heaven neither hell. .................................................................................... You kiss and have sex with your Muslim partner on a regular basis, but rejected the sallah meat quoting bible verse about meat offered to idols. Verily I say unto you, I have removed your name from the book of life. You cannot come and destroy heaven with your hypocrisy. ~ Uztas Ajisafe Ibn Oluwafemi Abdul-Michael.

On Your Own

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Him: Check this link out. Me: What's it about Him: Ushering job. Me: They  are requesting for my full size photograph.  Him: They want to see you how you look maybe. Me: Are they real? Do you know them before? Him: I don't know them, but we get to know something somehow. I think it's worth trying since you reside in the town where the ushers are needed. Me: I will hold you responsible if anything goes wrong. Him: Are you gonna share your reward with me if all things go well. Me: No, I need money. You know about it. Him: Well you can't hold me responsible for any negativity. You're not a kid, discern and decide. © FERT, 2015

Humans of Lagos Episode 52

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Humans of Lagos  Brandon, the brain behind Humans of New York visits Nigeria.  * We will need 2.8 billion naira for his security logistics - Nigerian Inspector General of Police. * Presidency to host Brandon to a national banquet. King Sunny Ade, and a popular Comedian to perform. * You must adopt the Nigerian Federal Character Act in your interviewing sessions. - Leader of the South - South region of Nigerian warns. * One of the Emirs from the Northern part of the country offers his 18 years old daughter to Brandon in marriage. * Don't allow APC to hijack you. PDP Publicity Secretary warns. * Governor invites Brandon to come and see his administration achievements.  * Don't interview illiterate Nigerians - Nigerian Union of Journalist Lagos Chapter advocates.  * A telecommunication giant to organize a bash for Brandon at Eagle Square in Abuja.  * Don't visit corruption laden states. - APC Governor admonishes.  ...

Omo Eléko

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You will not kill me, And I shall not kill myself. Seeing you passing by the palm wine shed joint every evening, I can’t just help but stare at you lasciviously. Your eyes like many sparkling stars of night; Nose with the beauty of a Gazelle; Hair black as the mantle shrouding the blind; An even set of teeth that is white with the whiteness of a cliff that had gathered too much snow; Straight legs like that of an Ostrich, moving like a Cheetah preparing to race; graciously showcasing the ample built of your buttocks carried by the hips; Skin round, smooth, and full. Just as the pomegranate fruit. When I see your eyelashes and its shaping, all I think of is the Bermuda triangle; the path from which all humans both men and women arrive this world after spending nine months in the motherly pouch. Gladly did I invest daily in buying the product of Gladys the Emu Ògùrö seller, the lady with sagging breasts, very flat like the Plaice fish in the ocean- no than...

Lucifer

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Lucifer.  Before you were formed in your mother's belly I knew you not. But before the beginning of your existence I was. When you arrived this world,  you chose me to be your enemy, because you were commanded so. You're always ready to forgive those who offend you but me. Daily you cuss and curse me, You go high on the mountain top that you may destroy me. Like a dogma, your only approach to me is attach. You found me unworthy to dialogue with. Is there any good without the bad? Can a man receive goodness at all times? You rejoice in greatness, But stone me for your failure. You live your entire life hating me,  Passing the baton of hatred to your children. You made me outlive you. You fall at the battlefield fighting the innocent me. You gave me immortality. © FERT, 2015

Satan

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SATAN Curse be upon Lucifer, judgement upon Shaytan; and total destruction of the Great Deceiver. Wait! I am not referring to the Satan that we were religiously raised to be binding and casting that won't just die. Not talking also about that Shaytan which we do stone every year at a designated holy land but will not sustain any bruise as well. I am talking about mere mortals like me, who have vowed to oppress and suppress their fellow mankind. Men who are nursing their devilish mind, forming cult to propagate easily their agenda. They, creating Wars to end war, establishing the human colour delusion, preparing poisons as food for people, providing entertainment that motivates violence, enslaving people and damaging their fellow humans conscious awareness for mind control. Creating world imbalance to have authority over the people, replacing the spherical nature of life where love goes round and round with the pyramid of struggle, envy and bitterness...

Humans of Lagos Episode 53

Humans of Lagos  "I don't need a car and I won't buy it.  I shouldn't need to build a  house as well but I live in a society that tries to define achievements in terms of material wealth. I shouldn't be worried about owning a house but my landlord do see me as not fortunate being, who he must oppress. Now my agenda on dedicating my entire life to technological research inventions got truncated because, I tilted towards conforming with the norm of my society. I wonder if a society whose agenda is solely to gain material wealth would eventually invent meaningful things." © FERT, 2015

Oníbodè Apòmù

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In those days when humans ate just what they needed, that there was no immigration law and organised religion causing unhealthy rivalry was not in existence; people lived in peace with NATURE. In those days, it was an abomination for anyone to die of hunger and starvation for the system of living then was Communal and not the materialistic seeking system giving delusion of wealth accumulation whereas in the actual essence...everyone is poor, poor to death and condemn to decompose and rot. Talking about that old Oyo Empire with a well structured seat of governance, and the convenience of the people was more of a great concern to the leadership. At the declining state of this once upon a great Kingdom, greed and selfishness crept in and things were fast falling apart. It was during this era that a notorious gang of arm bandit did terrorise the innocent citizens of the Kingdom; they were merciless and fearless. So, the King of Oyo Empire (Ikú bàbá yèyé, aláse ìkejì oòsà)...

Our Thinking

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Marriage is; "hey you, come into me, share my life with me while I partake of yours as well. I'm ready, I know what I want, and I believe you'll fit into it. Child bearing, throwing yourself into the future in another life. These two ain't important. If you are yet to understand your own life, you'll be a cheat to ask someone to bring his/her will and get it fixed into yours. If you're unable to unravel the riddle of your present life, why procreating? Life is meaningless, we give it meaning. We, both the living and the assumed non-living things. The Lion that stood side by side with a Zebra drinking water together by the pool side, ignoring the Zebra as its prey gave living a meaning with that act. The rock on which hundreds of people hid for safety during a ravaging war gave life a meaning. Tidal wave (Tsunami) contributed to living! Religions do go into extinction, Culture do mutate. Humans, well I'm a believer of evol...

Trouble

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I was not financially buoyant, I'd to lay low. To avoid unpleasant moment, I do take nap. One afternoon, with a swollen eyes from excessive sleeping, I woke up and did a thorough search on my trousers pockets. Bingo, I found some cool cash. I dashed to the fast-food joint and ordered for my beloved delicacy.  I stayed neutral to the war between 7-up and Coca-Cola bottling companies, by ordering for two bottles of their products each. I enjoyed the head of my life. I bounced to the stall of the woman who called me a broke ass a week before my story changed. I intentionally hit her goods, but before she could talk, I paid for the price of her eggs I broke in double fold. She glorified the name of god on my behalf.  Happiness and sadness are mere emotions which do not always want to last, but you consciously decide on what emotion you want to dwell upon. My story changed...for the better. I chartered a taxi to convey me to my house, the driver ...

Uncommon Revelation

In 1815, women had no right. In 1915, women fought  for their right. In 2010, women are always right. In 2015, women said,  "Come let us reason together. Our forebears suffered greatly at the hands of men due to patriarchy,  won't it be wise if we pay them back in their own coins now?"  So they agreed in unison, and concluded that they will make life unbearable for men. "We will reject the missionary sex style but allow for doggie and others styles which they won't need to be under." They approved. And so they said, "we will not change all the hurricane types name which are all feminine names in appearance, so that like hurricane Sandy, they will drive men into the bottom of the sea someday. But men in the position of leadership after haven known the intent of the women said; "We stand to suffer with our unborn children, let us evolve to avoid extinction." We will allow for transsexual and plastic surgery that in th...

Change

You need to accept that very soon; Name will go into extinction, while gender identification will also become irrelevant; due to transsexual. Passport photograph  identity will be an extraneous information for biodata because of plastic surgery.

Ìléré

I still don't get it. How does a family rise to become ruler over multitude? This is not a form of government which is by the people and for the people. No - I don't just understand monarchy. How will a child claim superiority to a grown on the basis that he is a royal blood.  Oh what a distortion  humanity. And then I see the government form for the people by the bankers and corporations. What a shame. Ìléré the faithful slave in the palace received favour in the kings' sight among her fellow slaves. She was assigned with the role of keeping the king's royal mug. She was faithful with her designation.  So one day, the Prince got drunk and then accidentally fell upon the royal mug. It broke into pieces, but no one saw the prince fell upon it. Ìléré was accused of breaking the royal mug. She maintained her innocence but no one believed her. The Prince, the culprit did not confess. The king's fury rose against her, after all she was just a slave. T...

Humans of Lagos Episode 51

Humans of Lagos "My loving brother came to the village and brought me to Lagos. He said to me while we were in transit, "you're going to Lagos to hustle, forget about your educational qualifications and do whatever you can to survive." And that was all I needed to get established in the city. I saw an advert where a private elementary school announced that they needed a swimming expert. Though I was not a professional swimmer, yet I applied for the job. I do play at the village stream as a child, just as every child did. My first interview was the baptism of fire,  I nearly got drowned while trying to prove myself as a swimmer. I didn't expose my weakness, I was courageous. I went home and read so much about swimming, Google search engine was my friend. Somehow I got the job, I trained myself in the swimming pool where I do train the kids. I love the water and the water love me back. I freed myself in the water and I float. Today, I no l...

Feed Fed

That moment when your mother sent you to school in the morning without giving you breakfast just because there's fasting and prayer, but you returned from school later in the day with soup stain on your white coloured school uniform. And the excuse you're able to give was that; "I was divinely fed without my knowing just as it happened in the days of old as recorded in the holy books. © FERT, 2015

Lost Priority

The three communities jointly sold their landed property to a Chinese firm. The firm demanded of the community chiefs what the host communities wanted from them, but the Chiefs asked for posh cars for themselves. Posh cars on roads that are not motorable, posh cars when their is no primary health care centre in any of the three communities, schools and electricity are absent there; but the chiefs want posh cars befitting their status as the fortunate decision makers who sold the destiny of their children and unborn generation for personal greed. Now, the youths of the community beg for crumbs, like miscreants demanding for money from the Chinese firm personnel heavily guarded by the Nigeria Police Force. Today, the posh cars gifted to these head are all grounded, no thanks to the communities bad road. #LostPriority #NoForesight #LookingInward © FERT, 2015

Stupid Story

Yesterday, I was so depressed and decided to end it all, so I bought poison to drink. At the instance of my trying to gulp it, a friend called and asked me to visit his office for a surprise package. I dropped my poison and dashed to his office. When I got there, he offered me seven pieces of mangoes and then told me that he couldn't believe that it was the mango season. I left his office in annoyance but got knocked down by a Ferrari brand vehicle. I didn't die, but felt an excruciating pain. #StupidStory

Don't Forget

These things you must know and live by. A hunter on hunting expedition once found a bird trapped in his trap. He went closer to the bird, and he found out that the bird was still alive.  The bird begged the man to allow him share the most important life teachings with him. "Say whatever you want to say very fast, for I shall kill you as meat for my family" the man spoke in a rather aggres tone to the bird. The bird said; "good man, there are three life teachings I want to tell you, please keep it at your heart and always apply it even after my demise." According to the bird;  "The foremost thing to acknowledge is to appreciate that which is in one's hand, it must be cherished.  Secondly, one must not worry over what cannot be changed." He then concluded that one should avoid taking the words of people too serious for there's always a great difference between words spoken and actions takens. The hunter was excited b...

What is Life

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Life is actually meaningless!  I imagined a frustrated man who's fed up with life and thought of suicide more often.  This was because people were; owing him money, and nobody actually cared about him.  On a bright sunny afternoon, he was so angry and depressed.  He left his home with the thought of going to commit suicide by hanging.  On his way, he had an accident which didnt take his life but he suffered  memory lost.  He couldn't remember his past worries nor joy,  he couldn't remember his religion nor race,  he couldn't remember timing,  In fact one of his debtors visited him to pay him the borrow money at the hospital, yet he couldn't remember been owed.  He lost his memories!  Look at me my fellow humans, we are indeed deluded. Immigration, Currency and Religion...biggest lies to mankind. So true... ONE world...debunking Immigration, For Us...debunking Currency, In Us...d...

Just a joke

When you're on a journey in a moving vehicle, and your co-traveller snore louder than the bus engine that you can't even hear the sound system in the bus; you'd better adapt to making music out of the noise. #DoWithWhatYouHave #StupidStory © FERT, 2015

Be Vigilant

One day, a wealthy man prepared a delicious meal filled with fried Fish in surplus. So he called on all the Rats in the village, and then told them about the delicious meal he has prepared. He gave this creature small portion of the food while he pleaded with them not to touch the reminder of the food in his house as he embark on a journey. When he returned from the journey, he saw many rats in his house wining and dining, they were eating the food he asked them not to eat. He was greatly saddened by their deed. So he called on the leader of Cat, he narrated his ordeal in the hands of the Rats that he treated well, but repaid him with wickedness. He prayed the leader of Cat to gather the remaining cats help him get justice with, and then empowered to safeguard his delicious meal.  The leader of the cat with the rest of his member did as the man instructed, they killed all the rats. The man was so pleased with brave act of the Cats. He then gave them portion of his swe...