AHMED: Hey, where do you think that you're coming to? PAUL: Mosque of course. AHMED: why are you coming with your phones with their chargers and personal computer? Is the mosque safe? PAUL: Sure the mosque is safe. I will be charging my devices with the mosque's electricity generator while worshipping. After all, I saw Bridget, the church usher, your side chic charging your phone at the altar last sunday. AHMED: Wow! Don't loud that, Halimat must not know about Bridget. Come inside and worship your maker while I give Halimat your devices to charge for you. PAUL: Thanks but don't bother, just get me Khadijat, she'll help with the charging. AHMED: Oops, is she your side-chic? Be careful, Abubakar, her main guy is in the mosque presently. PAUL: Of course, I will be. See, my new Koran. AHMED: Wow, it is beautiful. I have a bible too and it is under my pillow. I think God is teaching us something here. We are one. PAUL: Of course, He is talking, only...